there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE.
THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
OH MY GOD.
I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING BESIDES TUMBLR THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME FKDSKCFGNDKNGKNGDFds
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
what a liar there arent that many men on the internet
what if you dialed a wrong number and it was a celebrity
no this is beyonce