rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY

OH MY GOD.
I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this. 

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING BESIDES TUMBLR THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME FKDSKCFGNDKNGKNGDFds

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

• AND
• I
• AINT
• FUCKING
• SCARED
• OF 
• HIM

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

vexx3:

what a liar there arent that many men on the internet

what if you dialed a wrong number and it was a celebrity
hey mom
no this is beyonce